we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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