I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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