Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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