i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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