I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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