Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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