Me. At least after what I've been through.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
