Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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