I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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