The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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