have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
