just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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