I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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