I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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