i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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