Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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