I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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