I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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