Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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