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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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