remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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