i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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