Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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