im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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