in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
