Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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