Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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