I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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