I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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