You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My dick has a subreddit
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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