Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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