so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
