Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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