if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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