Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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