this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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