he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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