She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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