i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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