I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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