if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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