Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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