It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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