I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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