kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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