Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
