Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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