some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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