He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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