are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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