Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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