we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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