I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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