I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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