just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
then he tried to convert me to islam
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
